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  • The Godfather: Part II
  • Jackie Brown
  • Memento
  • Hard Candy

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  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

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  • Fast Five

    Fast Five

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    "I hear Rio is nice this time of the year"

    - Letty Toretto in Fast and Furious 4

    There's only 2 franchises currently obsessed with topping each of its installment - The Mission Impossible movies and the F&F movies. And what's even greater about both is that there's no preexisting source material for the filmmakers to reference - they're making it all up as they go along, so the audience has no real preconceived expectations. You dont have to be…

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

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    No other franchise is as unique, mercurial and progressive as the Fast and Furious movies! A series so ubiquitous that people who don't watch them still have an opinion about them - that's when you know you've impacted culture!

    These movies play around action sub-genres. The first movie was Point Break with street racing; the second was a quasi buddy cop flick with street racing; the fourth one also attempted to be a brooding self-serious Michael Mann crime drama with…

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    No Way Home feels very much like the filmmakers were constantly asking, β€œWhat will Spider-Man fans really love?” and then did that. As opposed to "What will a small, angry, vocal online segment of the fanbase love?" which is what separates it from a lot of other franchise films that have come out within the past few years. Looking at you, JJ and Zack!

    The power of NWH isn't artistic integrity......but throwing hints of major reveals, and then getting people…

  • Armageddon

    Armageddon

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    " Why are they training oil drillers to be astronauts rather than astronauts to be oil drillers? You would think the learning curve would be somewhat more steep on the oil-drillers-to-astronauts route. But it was fun and the right time.
    Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer made me fix my teeth and work out and 'be sexy'.....running in the gym and putting oil on my body and stuff, and it just turned out to be a long-form version of one of…