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  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood


    When I think of malicious businessmen, I think of Daniel Plainview. When I think of lunatic preachers, I think of Eli Sunday. When I think of milkshakes, I think of Paul Thomas Anderson's There Will Be Blood.

    There Will Be Blood is a film that does not need any defending because there are no flaws to its presentation. Even if the film is over two-and-a-half hours, the film does not feel needlessly long. Even if the film has deep themes…

  • Come and See

    Come and See


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    One of the most brutal films I have ever seen. Probably the most brutal.

    I have watched films like Hostel where the violence and gore was so over the top that they astonishingly failed to horrify me or disgust me in the slightest. Most of them are usually so violent only to be controversial. Come and See is a war film that depicts death and violence in the most honest manner possible. Unlike in Schindler's List, there is no attempt…

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  • Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

    Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

    "If critics hate the movie, you should watch it." Unless they are talking about this film, of course.

    The right-wing definition of a good movie is one that "triggers the libs," but rather than offending liberals, progressives, independents, or even libertarians to a lesser extent, Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party had the whole world laughing at Dinesh D'Souza and his cinematic excrement.

    Hillary’s America does not deserve a spoiler warning, because every conventional right-wing rhetoric that…

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines


    There's a teensy bit of convenience and annoying pop culture references sprinkled throughout the film, but The Mitchells vs. The Machines was genuinely interesting and worth rewatching. This just goes to show how far Sony Pictures Animation has come since the release of The Emoji Movie. I may write a second review if needed.

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    Zack Snyder's Justice League is an improvement over the original, but nothing more.

    Is this the greatest superhero movie ever made? No.

    Ezra Miller is still absolutely unbearable in this film. None of the jokes landed for me and the timing never made sense since Zack Snyder attempted to make this film more grim.

    The CGI was so distracting and obvious that at this point I can barely regard Zack Snyder as a "brilliant visual filmmaker"--he is at best a…

  • Ebola Syndrome

    Ebola Syndrome


    I implore you to watch this with friends. This is the most hilariously provocative movie I've ever seen.