Favorite films

  • Phenomena
  • Donkey Skin
  • Hedgehog in the Fog
  • Whisper of the Heart

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


  • Saving Face

  • Blow Out

Recent reviews

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid


    obviously the brain-child of a man who cruised. a film dedicated to the emulation of desire, of the unchainable human sensations that drive wanderlust and the sexual drive, of what it means to wants something truly, recklessly, and to run headlong toward the object of one's desire and damn the consequences, which inevitably will come. words can't do it justice. simply, the greatest.

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid


    creative team forgot that ariel and ursula are faggots

    Angelica Jade Bastién's review is so good. Only points of disagreement: "Part of Your World" is the low-lite of Halle's otherwise radiant performance: curiosity and passion have been swapped out for a flattened, smirking pop performance (same isn't true for the reprise, which improves on the original with a newly fierce resolve -- and horniness). AND, the romance in the second half is lovely, and almost earns the length of this…

Popular reviews

  • 8 Women

    8 Women


    okay it’s a gay french feminist christmas murder mystery musical starring oscar loser Isabelle Huppert among countless (7) other gorgeous women in beautiful dresses what else could I have rated it?

  • Barbie in the Nutcracker

    Barbie in the Nutcracker


    perfect, untouchable, inimitable, endlessly influential classic. barbie’s mind ... Wow.