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  The Black Phone 2021

  Watched by benton tarantella 24 Jun 2022 2

  absolutely great storytelling aside, the racist kid getting his ass beat in the first few minutes is five stars alone

  + not a blumhouse production bringing me to tears twice, how embarrassing for me

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  Elvis 2022

  Watched by benton tarantella 22 Jun 2022

  lord free us from the shackles of the biopic industrial complex

  😤historically inaccurate cuz where are the scenes of elvis wearing diapers and refusing to bathe😤

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  Scream 2022

  Watched by benton tarantella 14 Jan 2022 7

  “ghostface is back in town. don’t come here.

  hope you’re doing well 😊”

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  Happiest Season 2020

  Watched by benton tarantella 25 Nov 2020 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  aubrey plaza is stupid hot and it’s distracting. kristen stewart is stupid hot and it’s distracting. i was distracted

  
  think i would have loved the movie more if abby didn’t end up with harper. bless mackenzie’s heart but she has no chemistry with kristen & her character treats abby so poorly for a good bit of the movie that when abby finally says, “it’s over. i’m done,” i was relieved. i don’t think i should be relieved when it seems like the couple im meant to be rooting for won’t end up together🥴