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  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    my niece was showing me all her books and she had a fuckton of spider-man books/comics so i was like, “yo, i guess we should watch spider-man tonight” and she goes, “that’s a great idea.”

    i ask her which one (she’s familiar with all of them) and this little girl looks at me and says, “i want the one where he’s handsome.”

    to myself, i’m kinda like, ok?? they’re all fairly handsome, which one is she talking about? and i shit…

  • 1917


    makes me feel bad that george mackay is always “that dude from that interracial nazi love story” to me

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  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    aubrey plaza is stupid hot and it’s distracting. kristen stewart is stupid hot and it’s distracting. i was distracted

    think i would have loved the movie more if abby didn’t end up with harper. bless mackenzie’s heart but she has no chemistry with kristen & her character treats abby so poorly for a good bit of the movie that when abby finally says, “it’s over. i’m done,” i was relieved. i don’t think i should be relieved when it seems like the couple im meant to be rooting for won’t end up together🥴

  • To All the Boys: Always and Forever

    To All the Boys: Always and Forever

    i expected to be disappointed because i didn’t like the second one but it was cute, proper fluffy, lana condor is so beautiful, her outfits were banging, her hair flawless, her face majestic, i had a good time 

    also, peter was there too