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  • The Black Phone

  • Elvis

  • Hustle

  • I Want You Back

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    absolutely great storytelling aside, the racist kid getting his ass beat in the first few minutes is five stars alone

    + not a blumhouse production bringing me to tears twice, how embarrassing for me

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    lord free us from the shackles of the biopic industrial complex

    😤historically inaccurate cuz where are the scenes of elvis wearing diapers and refusing to bathe😤

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  • Scream

    Scream

    “ghostface is back in town. don’t come here.

    hope you’re doing well 😊”

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    aubrey plaza is stupid hot and it’s distracting. kristen stewart is stupid hot and it’s distracting. i was distracted


    think i would have loved the movie more if abby didn’t end up with harper. bless mackenzie’s heart but she has no chemistry with kristen & her character treats abby so poorly for a good bit of the movie that when abby finally says, “it’s over. i’m done,” i was relieved. i don’t think i should be relieved when it seems like the couple im meant to be rooting for won’t end up together🥴