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Recent reviews

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ran over a small-but-mighty chunk of metal that wedged itself into and punctured my tire on the way home. which fell more flat: this movie or my tire?! eh?? amirite?!?! 

    though i honestly didn’t think this film fell that flat, i just cannot get myself to care about (and therefore enjoy) superhero movies. or any action-packed-pow-pow-sloooowww-mmmotioooon-ope-ya-almost-got-me-and-found-my-achilles-heel-now-we’ll-share-a-pause-and-stare-at-each-other-before-i-utilize-your-smug-moment-of-distraction-and-go-back-to-kicking-your-ass-with-the-pow-pows-and-slow-motion-effects-continuing-to-beat-the-dead-horse-six-feet-underground, for that matter.

    it’s just blockbuster bread n butter that i can’t get behind, as shown by my ability to count the number of…

  • The Card Counter

    The Card Counter


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    remained invested despite my mind racing and stomach twisting about other shit goin on lately that’s a longer-lasting and more inconvenient imitation of the brief disorientation i ALWAYS feel (and this time was no exception) upon leaving the actual theatre room following the showing.

    greatly appreciate an imperfect protagonist who doesn’t— in an attempt to work out his own issues— take us under his wing, or go down a hokey mentorship, holier-than-thou route, or bore us with…

Popular reviews

  • School of Rock

    School of Rock

    HOT! HOT! OH!

    this movie understands the assignment and kicks some ass every. time.

    a classic and safe bet o’ mine. kept replaying parts because it’s just a good time that i don’t want to end. 

    i love joan cusack’s twitchy prudence with jack black’s sporadic verve. WOULDYOULIKEAHUG


  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    be nice to me bc i’m insecure about my (rare) reviews (hence their rarity) because i just talk out my ass and baselessly and inarticulately pontificate and have nothing good to say although i wish i did and and and run-ons! 

    can’t really critique the story itself bc Anonymous Gawain Poet is notoriously hard to reach regarding complaints. also haven’t read it, so…

    i kinda really dug it! not a huge arthurian (or really any) mythology/legend fan, but i…