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  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Scream
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
  • Stand by Me

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  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★★★

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★★

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★½

  • Tusk

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  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    ★★★★★

    My gay dads Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers are so in love and I just want them to be happy forever.

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Okay this review is about to contain some spoilers bc I promise you do not want to watch this all the way through unless you were one of those insane people who thought The Blair Withc Project was good.
    The Witch is a waste of time. It's a slow build up to an underwhelming end. The scariest part of this film is when Black Phillip the families black goat speaks to the eldest daughter. PLOT TWIST THE GOAT IS THE…