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  • The Matrix
  • Dazed and Confused
  • The Princess Bride
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  • When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★★

  • Reign of Fire

    ★★★

  • Armageddon

    ★★

  • Howard the Duck

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  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    ★★

    Surprisingly competent as far as video game movies go, but still pretty bleh. More of a long parade of references than anything, except none of those references get any context because this movie is very obviously leaving all of that for a hypothetical sequel (big emphasis on hypothetical).

  • King Kong

    King Kong

    ★★★

    I spent a lot of this movie imagining ways to make it even weirder and longer. Add another 20 minutes of dinosaur fights. Show Naomi Watts do an entire one-woman show for Kong about what it's like to move to New York. Make Andy Serkis play another character, and the character should be claymation for no reason. I have pages of notes.

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