Tyler has written 4 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Blended

    Blended

    Holy sweet mother of fuck. This is one disgraceful, unintelligent, and overlong mess that has no right to call itself a film. I can't even justify a review...

  • Grown Ups 2

    Grown Ups 2

    I take pity on simpletons who are amused by reality television, but this is a whole new level of sympathy. Anyone who even remotely enjoys this movie needs to seek psychiatric care. Grown Ups 2 is an abomination: somehow worse than my unrealistically low expectations. How the producers of this piece of shit sleep at night is beyond me. And to those who encouraged another sequel by seeing it in theatres: give your fucking head a shake.

  • Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

    Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

    Hansel & Gretel is an embarrassment to it's creator, Tommy Wirkola, as well the entire cast and crew involved in it's making. And to the production companies. And to the distribution companies. And to everyone, including me, that watched it. I still feel violated.

  • LOL

    LOL

    I'm not going to lie, I couldn't muster up the strength to finish this film. Simply awful. Straight to Netflix release.