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  • Shooter

    Shooter

    ★★★★

    A bloody, napalm soaked descent into the libertarian brain. Fuqua evokes 9/11 conspiracies, Jack Ruby and CIA-funded South American coups while having Pena’s naive FBI agent don a Che Guevara shirt while going undercover to unravel a complex plot to frame a badass big dick swinging sniper named Bob Lee Swagger. Kate Mara pops up halfway through with a thick Kentucky accent as Wahlberg’s best friends smokin’ hot widow, who basically exists to have her tits out while Elias Koteas’…

  • The Hunted

    The Hunted

    ★★★½

    Friedkin on autopilot is kind of fun because he's so technically efficient that he can't help but land at least half the choices he makes but I lost it at how many times he just said "Fuck it, show Tommy surveying his surroundings, then cut to a shot of a muddy footprint." An absolutely solid, minimalist, undeniably goofy early 2000s studio thriller that we never see anymore which makes it a lot more enjoyable now than it might have been in 2003.

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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    if i was a successful filmmaker living in a Malibu mansion where my girlfriend Zendaya makes me mac n cheese at midnight while i try to eat her ass, i would simply not complain about anything.

  • Tyrel

    Tyrel

    There’s a scene in this where Jason Mitchell watches on as a bunch of drunk white dudes sing R.E.M. while burning a painting of Jesus in a fireplace and it’s one of the scariest things I’ve seen all year.