Alright, let’s do this one last time.
My name is Maverick The Minion Fan. (Most of you know my real name before I learned how to change it, but this is how I will refer myself as here now.) I joined a website called Letterboxd. And for over 2 years, I’ve been the one, but not the only, Letterboxd reviewer. I’m pretty sure you know the rest. I made a bunch of reviews. Got into a film class after moving…
Yes, I watched this the weekend the live action remake came out. Because I’m based like that. Also, Ariel is legitimately a top tier princess and Sebastian a top tier Disney side character. It’s too bad Disney Princess romances didn’t start being good until two years later.
BREAKING NEWS: After the shocking reveal from a poster leak showcasing that Ned Leeds, the CEO Of Sex was going to be in the upcoming cinematic rebirth that is Minions: The Rise Of Gru, it has come that this will be the Endgame or No Way Home of masterpieces, with rumors from our sources telling us that Shrek, Bully Maguire, J. Jonah Jameson, Sans The Skeleton from Undertale, Goku, Robbie Rotten, Steve from Minecraft, Tamatoa, Greg Heffley the psychopath, his…
I mean I have to review the trailer. It’s the second coming of Christ of cinema.
- When has Gru become a damsel in distress?
- Bob continues to be the GOAT, literally.
- Why do they all need to become animals in the third act?
- Stuart is absolutely insane and I love him. He’s a legend and not a chicken like what the wannabe Sinister Six thinks he is.
- Illumination continues to spoil everything in the trailers.…
