Matt

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Favorite films

  • Spirited Away
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Moonlight
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

  • Napoleon

    ★★★★

  • 65

    ★★★

  • Napoleon

    ★★★★

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  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    Hey everyone, I made a 3 minute YouTube video giving my thoughts on this movie. If that sounds like something you're intereted in, you can click anywhere in this post to watch it. Thank you! 

  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    ★★★★

    Hey everyone! I made a 3 minute YouTube video giving my thoughts on this movie. If that sounds like something you're interested in you can click literally anywhere in this post to watch it. Thank you!

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  • 65

    65

    ★★★

    A badass protagonist trying to return home ✅ 
    Random flashbacks of his wife and daughter ✅
    Having to protect some random little girl ✅
    Turning to her mid fight and saying “run” ✅
    Being tough but also having a nurturing side✅
    Having sick ass muscles ✅
    Using dope weapons ✅
    Surviving in nature ✅
    Having to fight fucking dinasours✅✅✅ 

    This movie appeals to the father in all of us. I dig it.

  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    ★★★★

    “France…Army…Josephine.” 

    I loved this. I’m so happy that the infamous, complex, odd, larger-than-life egomaniac that was Napoleon is now portrayed by the most brilliantly awkward and off-putting actor of his generation - Joaquin Phoenix. What a fantastic casting choice that allowed not only this character, but also this entire film to go in a direction that is so obviously different than other historical European biopics not named Amadeus. Nothing about this felt boring or pompous or up its own ass.…

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