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  • Moonlight
  • La Haine
  • Cameraperson
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  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★★★

  • Burlesque

  • The Other Guys

    ★★★★

  • Ex Machina

    ★★★★

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  • MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

    MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

    ★★★★★

    THEY TAUGHT A MONKEY HOW TO SKATEBOARD AND PLAY HOCKEY IN THE SAME MOVIE FUCK THE WRITING FUCK THE DIRECTING FUCK THE CINEMATOGRAPHY FUCK THE LIGHTING FUCK EVERYTHING THAT MAKES A MOVIE GOOD RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO IGNORE THAT AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT A MONKEY LITERALLY PLAYS HOCKEY AND SKATEBOARDS IN THE SAME MOVIE NAME A CLASSIC MASTERPIECE OF A FILM THAT DOES THAT OH WHAT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST ALL FUNDAMENTAL MISTAKES ARE NOW EXCUSED IT DESERVES NO…

  • Grown Ups 2

    Grown Ups 2

    ★★★★★

    “i ain’t no boy. with a mind you can toy. cuz if this is a ploy, i’ll destroy illinois.” 

    cinema, in all forms, demands to be challenged as it reaches a certain status quo that can become both stagnant and tiresome. it demands controversy, and it demands growth. this is something that director denis dugan, and writer's adam sandler, tim herlihy, and fred wolf all understand.

    every creative mastermind involved with grown ups 2 essentially have created a surreal and…