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  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  • Waiting for Guffman
  • North by Northwest
  • Death Proof

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  • Under Capricorn

    ★★½

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

  • Halloween

    ★★★★½

  • No Time to Die

    ★★★★½

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  • Under Capricorn

    Under Capricorn

    ★★½

    Was everyone held at gunpoint to make this? They all seem SO BORED. Especially Joseph Cotten...just no signs of life there at all in this performance.

    On the bright side of things Hitchcock occasionally keeps things interesting with some innovative long takes and Ingrid Bergman's voice here is shockingly similar to the way her daughter, Isabella Rossellini sounds in those Green Porno videos. So at least there's that.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

    Shout out to the gays who have remodeled Michael Myers childhood home. We love a bargain fixer-upper but...damn guys...that was certainly a choice.

    Very torn on how to feel about this one. On one hand I was extremely entertained and loved a lot of the individual pieces at play here, but it's also clear that they're working with a weaker script and execution than the 2018 predecessor despite being more ambitious in terms of style and story. In a lot…

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  • Bowling for Columbine

    Bowling for Columbine

    ★★★★★

    Michael Moore has the power to turn people against each other in record time if you happen to disagree on his merits as a documentary filmmaker but with Bowling For Columbine I truly believe he defined a time period of American history better than any other cinematic resource. He asks some very difficult questions here that ultimately can't be answered definitively but as a conversation starter this is perfection.
    The saddest thing about it though is that 10 years later…

  • Grease 2

    Grease 2

    ★★★★★

    Ok yeah I know the original 'Grease' is technically a better movie and a legitimate classic...but I love 'Grease 2' more and I'll never apologize for it.
    The songs are catchier, the dancing is better, the female empowerment is stronger, and Maxwell Caulfield is the goddamn hottest man alive in every frame of this movie.
    Don't @ me.