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The Loveless 1981
I imagine this to be how my 60 year old neighbor pictures him and his buddies when they head down to Bike Week in Daytona every year.
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Paul T. Goldman 2023
This show could’ve done with one less episode and the weekly episodic release schedule REALLY taxed my engagement.
But at the end of the day, this was a satisfying mystery that offers a fascinating and damning portrait of middle aged white male loneliness and mediocrity — and what happens when that collides head-on with dramatic and unpredictable forces.
Worth making it to the finale.
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Batman 1943
Cleanin Out My Closet
5th Oldest
Those that think the camp of the Adam West series, the neon toyetic exploits of Batman & Robin, or the time he pissed himself courtesy Kevin Smith were the low points for the Caped Crusader, bare witness to Batman's serialized racist propaganda adventures! A WWII-era pro-internment, jingoistic embarrassment that lets the slurs fly like Batarangs. Besides the rotten taste left from the aforementioned precedings, EVERYTHING about this is awful. The acting is awkward and everyone… -
The French Dispatch 2021
At this point in his career, Wes Anderson has amaassed a company of regulars so large they cannot be contained in a strict narrative an can only be contained by an anthology film; some only glimpsed onscreen for mere minutes. This functions as a live action cartoon--featuring some gorgeous actual animation by Gwenn Germain--as shot by Stanley Kubrick; every square inch of frame is meticulously detailed, easily manipulated, and could explode at any given moment. By its very nature, this is more fragmented than Anderson's more focused films, but his signature energy and charm are cranked up.
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Terrifier 2 2022
I cannot stop thinking about a quote I read from the director that he’s been “trying to get Sienna from page to screen for more than a decade.” She is his favorite character he has ever written. What? Has this dude ever met a woman?
I hope not and I hope he never does.
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Talking Heads - Live in Rome 1980
A rawer performance in both energy and presentation, this is nonetheless just as essential viewing for Heads fans as their classic Stop Making Sense. Consider it the video companion to The Name of This Band Is Talking Heads. Longtime collaborators Bernie Worrell and Steve Scales are already in place but this configuration of the band also includes vocalist Dolette McDonald, bassist Busta Jones, and guitar virtuoso/Martian Adrian Belew. Belew's presence is evident throughout the show as he extracts an audio…
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Jason X 2001
My Definitive Ranking of the Friday Franchise
or: Jason Takes Moon-Hattan
Kane Hodder's last stab is a decidedly mixed bag, being entertaining for mostly the wrong reasons. It's improbable that this was the best script pitched in the eight years since The Final Friday, but it wouldn't interfere with the timeline of Freddy vs Jason so it got made.
• I love Cronenberg the actor.
• We're officially one year from hockey being outlawed...
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Blow-Up 1966
Cleanin Out My Closet
14th Oldest
Deliberately framed and shot, detour-laden, and as unenthused by plot as it's (pro?)-tagonist is by anything outside himself, this film is a exercise in voyeurism and obstruction, rarely yielding answers. While it may have some of the trappings of the average mystery or thriller, those details seem so peripheral to truly define the journey. And as a journey, rarely do the events skip from Point A to Point C; rather we hit Points A1… -
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Ghost in the Machine 1993
If the prophecies of early 90s cinema came true, the human race would have gone extinct at the hands of desktop computers before the blueprint for the first iPod existed. An anti-technology manifesto about a woman who only knows four people whose names all start with M, it's alternately bland and insane. Would benefit from less sweeping shots of wires and appliances and more hand dryers becoming flamethrowers.
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