Matthew Galinato

Matthew Galinato

Show me the movie (money)
*Patience/money is a virtue*

Favorite films

  • Parasite

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  • 50/50

    ★★★★

  • Jingle All the Way

    ★★★★★

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

  • Forgotten

    ★½

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  • 50/50

    50/50

    ★★★★

    This movie had no right using my exact personality and having Joseph Gordon-Levitt play what is effectively a 27 year old me. Pretty funny though, and only at the right times. Still falls for some clichés though imo as it progresses. Some of the interactions are really well done also, i was really impressed with some of the older actors…

  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ★★★★★

    So is this the beginning of the Star Wars multiverse where anakin is now a suburban kid with father issues?

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  • Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo

    Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo

    *makes jokes strictly about sex
    "I can't believe that journalists label me as a sex comic, I swear it's because I'm a woman."
    *makes jokes strictly about sex, ends on a stolen sex joke

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    Two things are astoundingly bad, the writing and the visuals. They literally thought "easy peasy Japaneasy" was good enough to fit in the film. They were so fixated and set on having the most extreme depth of field and cool looking bokeh that they put it in every shot, hindering their storytelling ability. Every single shot was a close up shot, and it was so shallow that they couldn't even get the full characters within their focus range. 'Don't worry it will be cool, we'll just desaturate it and raise the green tones, trust me it will by stylized!' Just looks and feels bland.