Matt

Don’t know why anyone would want my thoughts on Cinema™️ but here you go.

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  • The Wedding Singer

    ★★★½

  • Collateral

    ★★★★

  • Brewster McCloud

    ★★½

  • Sweet Charity

    ★★★½

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  • Collateral

    Collateral

    ★★★★

    An interesting premise, gorgeous look, and two really strong performances from Foxx and Cruise* make for a real thrill ride.

    *the hot new cop show coming to your local ABC affiliate circa 1979

  • Brewster McCloud

    Brewster McCloud

    ★★½

    This was mostly a mess, but I love the car chase, I love Shelly Duvall, and I love Milhouse, the absolute legend.

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  • Beebo Saves Christmas

    Beebo Saves Christmas

    On any other network Legends of Tomorrow would have been cancelled for low ratings but on the CW it can meme a cute little kids Christmas special into existence.

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★

    Sam Raimi Ranked

    A lot of people seem to like this movie and I was ready to give it the benefit of the doubt since I hadn't seen it in forever, but idk the whole film is just a mess to me. A mess that has its charms to be sure (The Venom-Peter montage set to James Brown is good) but it doesn't come close to hitting that perfect mix of Raimi horror, Silver Age comics, and old Hollywood sensibilities that made up Spider-Man 2.