• Rye Lane

    Rye Lane


    Rye Lane has got to be one of the best romantic comedies that i have seen in quite some time due to how it is able to take a familiar premise and brings it to life in ways that i have not seen before in a film like this.

    First off, i would like to talk about this film’s writing (by Nathan Bryon & Tom Mellia) and what sublime work it is (for the most part). Right off the bat, the…

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead


    Sam Raimi: Poppin’ off since 1981

  • Dredd



    Domnhall Gleeson playing a computer nerd with a Kurt Cobain haircut is something i didn’t know i needed in life (even if it is a smaller role of his)

  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Unironically better than Ant-Boi 3: Quantity Over Quality. 

    No, i’m not joking.

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    John Wick Chapter 4 is what i consider to be one of the best action films to have come out in recent years (as well as the best in this franchise since Chapter 1), as it is everything that could be asked for in an action film of this caliber while also adding something more to it through incredible storytelling.

    The first aspect of the film that i need to give my praise towards is the writing, which is the…

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum


    John Wick ChapTURD 3: Pair O’ Deez Nuts

  • Air



    Air has got to be one of the biggest surprises of 2023 so far, as it is a film that i was not expecting much from, but what i got was a legitimately great, engaging, and entertaining film that has something to say and one that i think will appeal to those who are both sports fan and those who are not, which i find to be something extremely rare when it comes to films of this nature. 

    To start…

  • John Wick

    John Wick


    The Curse Of Baba Yaga (2014)

  • Triangle



    Dis moobie iz so gud dat iz sTÁRtin’ 2 maik mii luz mi uhbiluhtee 2 tiep omggg roflmfaoooo

    Edit: man. So glad i FINALLY got around to this 😄. The fact it was so good that it made me write shit like this is pretty neat haha.

  • Full Time

    Full Time


    Full Time is what i describe as a french version of a Safdie Brothers movie in all of the best ways that you could possibly imagine. It contains many elements of both their films, Good Time & Uncut Gems, but utilizes in a way that still manages to feel fresh & effective. 

    First off, i will start giving my thoughts on the film by talking about the screenplay, which i found to be more impressive than i thought it would be. From…

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish


    Despite the fact this movie has only been about for 2 months, i already consider Puss In Boots: The Last Wish to be a modern classic that will live on and be revisited by me for years to come, as it’s one that i NEVER would have expected to be as good as it was when i first saw it, and this most recent rewatch (third time watching this i should say) proves that the movie still has not lost…

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania is one of the worst films in the entire MCU (along with Eternals) as it features many of the worst attributes of some of the most recent outputs, but played to a stronger degree than usual, making for a wholly unoriginal, drawn out, and miserable movie to sit through that left me feeling empty by the time it ended.

    I will start off this review by talking about the small amount of positives i do have…