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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Scream
  • Alien
  • Spider-Man 2

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  • Madame Web

    ★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★½

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★★½

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★★

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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    I remember that the first time I watched Alien was when I was 9 years old. I forced my father to buy a Blu-Ray (yup, I'm a filthy gen Z, I know) at the mall containing the first film to watch during a sleepover with a friend at home.

    As my parents went to sleep and my friend and I were alone in the room, I put the film on, with that pure childhood curiosity of accessing forbidden realms. That…

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue

    ★★★★★

    The "Black Swan" Aronofsky could never make.

    Perfect Blue is downright scary because it explores the kind of inner demons we don't want to face. What parts of ourselves need to be sacrificed for success? Our dreams, wishes. It's the kind of demon we have to deal with every day, the spectral image of our past desires, our innocent teenage dreams and the vision of what we wanted to become as adults without being distorted by our shattering reality, and…

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★

    I can't say that this film is worse than Morbius. Morbius makes me angry, it's an empty film that tries to suck up the MCU formula (which isn't the best) and still does it in the worst way possible. Madame Web makes me sad, sad because unlike most of the Spider-Man movies we've had in recent years, this is the only one (aside from Venom 2) that visually looks like a real movie and not a Hyundai commercial like the…

  • ted

    ted

    ★★★★

    This is the New Family Guy and I'm all in for it.

    "oh last year we had an Indian Kid"
    "oh, yeah?"
    "yeah but they got him"
    "what does that mean"
    "I liked him too"
    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY GOT HIM????"

    Seth MacFarlane just made one of the funniest shit I've seen in years and released it out of NOWHERE, I just knew this existed because of fucking Twitter and binged in one night

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★★

    The Avengers are for the cool kids. The Guardians of the Galaxy are for the weirdos.

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    Miles Morales is the Best Spider-Man.

    Also, this is the Empire Strikes Back of Spider-Man movies

    Story-wise, the best coming-of-age ever made.

    Spider-Man stories are always about the pains that we, normal people, go through—the pains of growing up, of exploring a new world of possibilities and relationships, several Spider-Man stories use the hero's powers as a metaphor for puberty, growth, and this one is no different. The last time a Spider-Man movie managed to transfer those traits perfectly was…