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  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • La Haine
  • Solaris

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  • WALL·E

    ★★★★★

  • Don't Be a Sucker!

    ★★★

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★½

  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    ★★★½

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  • Sick of Myself

    Sick of Myself

    ★★★

    “No one wants to be a psychopath.”

    Hmmm..
    Really dig the premise and it’s definitely funny at times, the editing and pacing is not amazing and it’s confusing. The characters were really one dimensional and the theme and message was a bit on the nose. The performances aren’t incredible or anything but serviceable. Still, the effects are actually pretty good and the body horror really impressive. I don’t know, thought it would be better. 

    Overall,
    Went to the premiere in Oslo - had the pleasure to meet the actors and so on.. but the pacing is rather strenuous, but an overall good time.

  • Faust

    Faust

    ★★★★½

    “I call thee for help, O Spirit of Darkness: Show thyself! Come forth, evil demon! I call to thee as thou callest thyself, by thy unholy name: MEMPHISTO, appear!”

    Robert Eggers jerks off to this movie, I’m sure of it. Hauntingly beautiful. Don’t think I know the right words in the English language to describe or to do this movie justice in terms of what a cinematic wonder this is! 

    High key one of the most intense pieces of cinema, I…

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  • WALL·E

    WALL·E

    ★★★★★

    “Dancing: A series of movements involving two partners, where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.”

    I love this movie so much! 
    One of the best love stories ever, and it’s about two robots that can speak 2 words between them. Without a doubt Pixar’s best movie, so ahead of its time. The best scene is obviously when their flying around in space. The second half is just as good as the first.. I’ll fight anyone that disagrees. 

    Overall,
    I gotta Wall-E tattoo on my leg (it looks like shit) I think that speaks for itself.

  • Don't Be a Sucker!

    Don't Be a Sucker!

    ★★★

    Pretty straightforward message.
    Propaganda can actually be rather wholesome at times 🙂.

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  • Lead Me Home

    Lead Me Home

    ★★

    Nominated for:
    Best Documentary Subject

    This doc summarized: Some people have homes, some people are homeless, homeless = poor and dirty and so many homeless in USA - not good! 😡 - here’s footage of homeless people for proof. We at multi-billion dollar corporation not out-of-touch we promise. 

    They’re just pointing out an issue. And oh my god the interviews 😫 they’re presenting it like we’ve never heard about homelessness before. Maybe contribute something new? Present a possible solution? Teach us something! You know since you’re nominated for a fucking Oscar and all.


    Fuck you Netflix,
    Me

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★

    Agony & Pain 💀

    So quirky I actually want to kill myself now.
    I wanna beat Mei over the head with a red panda baseball bat and then shoot her friends with a red panda shotgun.. Did Pixar have a competition about who could make the more annoying character? I want the red panda to go extinct.

    The animation is nice though and I think a lot of people will find joy where I only find suffering. But Pixar.. What is this?