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-Vin Diesel
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Spring Breakers 2012
The pretentious introvert that made this movie just figured out how to use all the flashy presets in After Effects and Premiere and by golly he's gonna use all of em
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The Lighthouse 2019
I spilled baked beans all over myself watching this movie & Willem Dafoe shouted "Why'd you spill yer beans?" & everyone squawked like seagulls.
7.5/10
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Deep Water 2022
Ana de Armas, even I have my limits.
But also, if I find myself in an entanglement with Ana, do NOT prosecute her bc she caught me slipping. That's on me.
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Top Gun 1986
I feel lowkey cheated; I expected an accidentally-gay masterpiece in the same vein as 2 Fast 2 Furious and I was sold short. I expected Hawaiian Punch but ended up getting a pineapple chunk or two smh.
Also, I had absolutely 0 clue what anyone was talking about half the time but it sure looked and sounded pretty. Seriously, the lighting in this was UNREAL, every shot in this film looked incredible.
