Matty Yay!!

"So, do you like stuff?"

If you haven’t written a single word about your last four movies, you're toast.

Favorite films

  • Animal Kingdom
  • Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills
  • The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
  • Clerks

Recent activity

  • Attica


  • CODA


  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • Top Gun: Maverick


Recent reviews

  • Attica



    Easily 30 mins too long, and lacking a deep emotional hook in the framework

  • CODA



    I’ve seen some formulaic drivel in my time but wow this is right up there

Popular reviews

  • Halloween



    I never 'got' horror/slasher films. Until tonight. NOW I understand.  

    The wide-angle shots with a single sweeping camera are unforgettable. And the perfect simplistic score that every movie has been trying to recreate ever since.

    I only wish I'd seen this 20 years ago. That's something I've never said, or even thought of saying, before.

  • Idiot Box

    Idiot Box


    Wears a Slayer tshirt
    Walks around in his jocks having a smoke
    Refers to VB as "Vitamin Bs"
    Wears a tshirt that says "get a dog up ya"
    Rates girls as either "dogs" or "spunks"
    Wears a Bon Scott tshirt
    Has sex while having a smoke
    Says to Sims "You rooted her when she was on her rags? You dirty cunt. You didn't go the growl on her did ya?"

    Peak Mendo.