jon

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26 • aficionado of movies i don’t understand 
tiktok: @vinyltrashboy

Favorite films

  • Eraserhead
  • Female Trouble
  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Trash Humpers

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  • Katt Williams: The Pimp Chronicles Pt. 1

  • Pretty Woman

    ★★★

  • Orion and the Dark

    ★★★

  • The Aristocrats

    ★★★½

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  • Pretty Woman

    Pretty Woman

    ★★★

    the original dhar mann video

  • Orion and the Dark

    Orion and the Dark

    ★★★

    only watched this bc the script is an old shelved charlie kaufman screenplay but idk how much of his original draft is present in the final cut. has moments where the dialogue gets very awkward in a way that made me think parts of this were rewritten with ai but a part of me also thought they coulda been annoying kaufman-type quirks. nevertheless cute and charming and enjoyable, feels noticeably cheap for dreamworks but that’s the streaming era for ya :/

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  • Another Gay Movie

    Another Gay Movie

    ½

    watching this movie as an insecure, recently-out 16-year-old was easily one of the worst mistakes of my life. call it an overreaction if you want, but i honestly blame this film for a year-long identity crisis that constantly made me question my sexuality and my own choices. the stereotypes that are made fun of throughout this movie were presented to me in such a way in which my adolescent mind read the message of the movie as "if you don't…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    CANNES #12 (En Compétition)

    ending Cannes with my favorite film of the entire festival!!! easily Bong Joon-Ho's best film behind Memories of Murder. the first half is fucking hilarious, the second half is fucking INSANE. and really solid commentary on modern day classism that Snowpiecer didn't execute quite the way i wanted it to. go into it blind, you'll be a lot more shocked.


    (ALSO saw this with Adum from YMS! we’re basically bffs now and the past three days have been the craziest three days ever)