Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?

Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? ★★★★★

'So you know what this horror update of Hansel and Gretel really needs? A fucking scary close up of Shelley Winters eating an apple.'

*sobs* I just love you so much, Curtis Harrington!

Also: Shelley Winters doesn't care about being burnt alive, her main concern is being lonely? That is just so heartbreaking! Adopt me Shelley, I'll eat your stuffing, candy, and ice cream! You don't need those horrible psychopath kids!

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