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  • Blade Runner
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Black Swan
  • Interstellar

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  • My Policeman

    ★½

  • The Blues Brothers

    ★★½

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

  • Bones and All

    ★★★★½

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  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★

    Surely Disney doesn’t expect me to give a shit about two films with blue water people in one year.

  • Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

    Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

    ★★★★½

    It’s the perfect night of the year to revisit my good friend Vampire Hunter Deborah. This film perfectly captures what I want from both anime and vampire films, and I’ll always find an excuse to rewatch it.

    Spooktober 2022

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  • Sinister

    Sinister

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If you are a crime writer who moves into a murder house in order to investigate how it became a murder house, you cannot get mad when you yourself are murder house’d.

  • One Day

    One Day

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The bit where Anne Hathaway gets hit by a bus might be the wildest jump scare I’ve ever seen. That’s some Final Destination nonsense.