i like the ones where a woman is in a scary house with truly overwhelming wallpaper

Favorite films

  • House
  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • The Red Shoes
  • The Lady Eve

Recent activity

  • Taxi Driver

  • Cry Macho

  • From Here to Eternity

  • Dirty Work

Recent reviews

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    I was watching the commentary to Black Narcissus where Powell alternates with his #1 fan Scorsese and the effect is like a sleepy old lion at the zoo paired up with one of those otters that compulsively do tricks on the waterslide for 14 hours a day.

    Anyway if anything Marty is still underrated, mostly for his virtuosity at directing camera movement. He marshals the tilt, the pan, the zoom like a master choreographer and no one gives him any credit…

  • Dirty Work

    Dirty Work

    For a bad movie this was pretty good. I’m not afraid to say it (either part)

Popular reviews

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    by the end of the reagan years america was primed and ready for an action movie that ends on a grace note of “LAPD cop haunted by the time he shot an unarmed teen finally learns to kill again”

  • Stranger Than Fiction

    Stranger Than Fiction

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie is a good satire of contemporary literary fiction with overly precious elements of magical realism but the big twist is that the book is supposed to be good? I thought it sounded like a real piece of shit. And of course, there is zero effort to explain why, exactly, this protagonist must die to advance the themes of the novel, which may or may not have any themes at all. 

    Liked it though. Dece 2000s mids, the weeknight treat