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  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★

    I have exactly one wish and that one wish is to erase the last 3 hours of my life and to just go back to forever existing in a world where I lived very happily with watching the blue monday trailer on loop and when the dceu wonder woman universe was still sincere and wholesome and vibrant and powerful and fun.

    What the fuck is this script jesus fucking christ.

  • Run

    Run

    ★★★½

    Brb I'm on my way to go build a temple entirely dedicated to Sarah Paulson (yes, I'm running and yes I have "run" by awolnation ready on loop)

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  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    **little spoiler I guess**

    Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal is the most powerful man on earth and in fact the only one who can wear one of those ugly skin-tight gray motion capture suits for half a movie and still manage to be that hot

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★

    Yorgos Lanthimos: hey I think I’ll do something metaphorical with rabbits!!!
    Jordan Peele, smirking: ha ha... hold my champagne

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