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  • Sasquatch

    Sasquatch

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If I was investigating murders that I suspected might have been committed by an actual Bigfoot monster and then the local people started saying things like “you must be thinking of Bigfoot Gary, he’s just a big guy who grows weed up in the mountain, he got that nickname because of his big feet” I’d be like obviously you’re lying to me, do you think I’m stupid, I know some man in the mountain named Bigfoot Gary doesn’t exist. But…

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    Karen Black Sea Witch I’ll love you forever!!! No man is worth it!! How true

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  • The Wedding Guest

    The Wedding Guest

    ★★★½

    This movie DELIVERS if you're looking for a movie with no fewer than five scenes of two characters lying in a bed together as one of the characters stares at the other one's sleeping form until the one doing the staring finally closes their eyes and turns over and the one you thought was asleep opens their eyes and stares at the now maybe sleeping form of the former starer

  • Drop Dead Gorgeous

    Drop Dead Gorgeous

    ★★★★

    My deepest and most secret dream is to be as sweet as Brittany Murphy is in this movie