alyssa

im here until david fincher gets an oscar so i can die in peace

Favorite films

  • The Witch
  • The Matrix
  • Phantom Thread
  • Hereditary

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  • La La Land

    ★★★★★

  • Infinity Pool

    ★★★★

  • The Whale

    ★★½

  • In the Mood for Love

    ★★★★★

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  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★★

    literally the funniest movie ive seen in a long time

  • The Whale

    The Whale

    ★★½

    incredibly melodramatic and poorly written but i was really pleasantly surprised at how ty simpkins was able to kill his performance and basically pull the story together.. loved samantha morton too. anyway i think it would be so fun and crazy if darren aronofsky made a good movie again

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  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★½

    natasha lyonne not being a lesbian irl is fake news

  • Cabaret

    Cabaret

    ★★★★½

    he really said "so do i" just like that.... i was shook for the rest of the movie