Mario

Mario

views expressed are not my own

Favorite films

  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Güeros
  • The Daytrippers

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  • Full Metal Jacket

    ★★★★½

  • Barbie

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

  • Chinatown

    ★★★★

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    So many fake Barbie fans talking about how they cried during the Barbie movie because it made them feel validated as a woman. Shut the fuck up. Your poser ass didn’t give a fuck about Barbie until 6 months ago. You don’t ride for Barbie like I do. I loved Barbie when you said she wasn’t as cool as Bratz. I loved Barbie when your baby feminist self was reading Buzzfeed articles about how she’s bad for girls’ body image.…

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    wow……

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

    The virgin over-complicated plot Christopher peepoopolan marvel American exceptionalist propaganda “film” fan (probably you or someone you may know)

    Vs. 

    The Chad audio visual aesthetic stress inducing fever dream cinema with minimal plot, fat asses, and based main characters movie enjoyer (me and also possibly you ❤️)