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Moonfall 2022
Moonfall, proudly sponsored by Lexus and Elon Musk.
A great big loud and entertaining popcorn disaster flick. Everything you think it’s going to be, it is. Loved seeing Halle (god she’s good, even though this movie is pretty trashy she still committed), loved seeing Patrick all buff and daddy-esque, loved all the disaster stuff. It’s kind of hard not to enjoy this kind of thing, it’s just so out of the realm of possibility and far-fetched that you have to…
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Moonfall 2022
I was hoping that Moonfall would be one of those, so bad that it’s good kind of movie. Turns out, it’s just bad.
Cookie cutter characters and a story so incoherent that I can only imagine was written by a 14 year old immediately after getting their wisdom teeth removed.
This movie cost 140 million dollars to make, someone is for sure getting fired after this.
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Moonfall 2022
Even by the standards of an independently financed $146 million Roland Emmerich movie about the Moon falling onto the Earth, “Moonfall” (solid title!) is still breathtakingly stupid. Every line is stupid. Every reveal is stupid. Every inference that conspiracy theorists could save us all if only people would listen to what they have to say is stupid — not stupid as opposed to being serious, but stupid in lieu of being smart. That slight yet pivotal distinction epitomizes the sheer…
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Moonfall 2022
“The moon must survive.”
“You’re part of the moon now.”Knew this was sci-fi cause it starts with Patrick Wilson acting like he can’t sing beautifully. Elon Musk-worshipping hero gets a lovely, almost-emotional scene that is ruined by a weird “buhhh i got gut problems” joke. Michael Pena quietly sets up a dislike of guns just for a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it joke whose punchline is “guns are actually cool.” Advertising is so prevalent in this movie, Kaspersky and Lexus should get billing…
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021
Cozy cinema. The way Marcel kept trying to pronounce Mitsubishi made me melt.
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021
Definitely my second favorite A24 film to come out this year about repairing a broken family featuring a ton of googly eyes and Jenny Slate.
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021
I love Marcel so much somebody please give him a raspberry he deserves the world
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021
Really be out here learning self-reflexive life lessons from a shell
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