• The Curse of the Cat People

    The Curse of the Cat People

    ★★

    Not enough cats and no mention of any curses what the heck!

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★

    Passed the Bechdel test right under the wire

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★½

  • The Brood

    The Brood

    ★★★★

    Never not thinking about the Astronomy Club Chuckie sketch

  • My Best Friend's Exorcism

    My Best Friend's Exorcism

    ★★½

    Not enough exorcising tbh

  • Dolls

    Dolls

    ★★

    Shout out to Gone Girl for helping me get the Punch and Judy bit

  • Cat People

    Cat People

    ★★★★

    The Perils of Being Horny

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie was in desperate need of Jeremy Strong in a little suit dropping clues iykyk

  • Casablanca

    Casablanca

    ★★★★★

    I had never seen Casablanca but I vividly remember everyone's Looney Tunes caricatures so in a way I have

  • Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.

    Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.

    ★★★

    I am an ex-Catholic who loves Regina Hall and schaedenfreude what's not to like. 🙏

    Saw some tiktoks pointing out this was much more serious than the marketing mockumentary clips being used but imo it works. I've never seen them combined and while it didn't always click, it's something new. My main problem with this was pacing.

    Sterling and Regina really shine in the first half when all the things they're not saying are written all over their faces. Amazing chemistry and you absolutely hate them together. Someone please cast them as a fun out of pocket dinner guest couple. Ah-men. ✨

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★

    This ruled!!!!!!!!!! I want a boomeraxe!!!!!!!!

  • Akira

    Akira

    ★★★★★

    You know a movie goes hard when half of the watch time you're just realizing and pointing out how other movies have copied it. Can't say I blame them. Chronicle, Minority Report, Stranger Things. Damn.