• Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★★★

    "Not me wooden boy. Break the rules. Break them if you're sure."

    Five stars because it's a beautiful journey of life and death and GDT has done it once again. But also Pinocchio calls Mussolini a big old poop and for that we stan.

  • The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans

    The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans

    ½

    Worth it for our entire watch party cheering in surprise when Jennifer Coolidge and Michael Shannon appeared

  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    ★★

    Tim Curry came to WORK.

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★

    Top 3 Pixar score

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★½

    Would that it were Taco Tuesday.

  • The Dead Zone

    The Dead Zone

    ★★★

    A group of HOCKey playuhs... fell in a bucket of cream...

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile

    ★★

    Suicide Squad level editing. So horribly disjointed.

    feel like Martin Scorsese had a conversation once with Kenneth Branagh about how different film angles convey emotions but Kenny ran off before he could get to the part about them actually needing them to be good shots.

  • Day of the Dead

    Day of the Dead

    ★★½

    Zombie with a gun! ZOMBIE WITH A GUN! ZOMBIE WITH A GUN!!!!!!

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★★

    It's Rocky Horror

  • Paranormal Activity

    Paranormal Activity

    ★★★½

    Listen if I had to look at Tuscan interior and listen to Micah all day I'd start some shit too.

  • House on Haunted Hill

    House on Haunted Hill

    ★★★★

    Kiss me again darling before I am sick.

  • The Curse of the Cat People

    The Curse of the Cat People

    ★★

    Not enough cats and no mention of any curses what the heck!