Angela has written 60 reviews for films during 2022.
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Royal Wedding 1951
I never know how to rate musicals. Specifically MGM era "this number is about a show within a show and we threw a dart to include this song" musicals.
Idk come for the rotating room dance, stay for the inevitable black face. A whole number!
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Turning Red 2022
If you didn't fall for this movie when Mei Mei discovered horniness as she started doodling abs then I can't help you.
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The Batman 2022
Loses a star for not playing Benny Hill every time EVERY COP IN GOTHAM flooded a single hallway.
I loved it. Big Batman: the Animated Series energy. Detective work made me feel like I was playing Arkham. Camp. Goth as fuck Gotham as it should be.
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Mission: Impossible 1996
Never not funny watching Ethan Hunt have a stressful tech montage that keeps him up all night and amounts to him.... writing an email. It could never happen in 5 or 6. Ethan doesn't sleep are you kidding?
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Skyfall 2012
"I mean obviously as a concept this is outdated and sexist but I remember Bardem and the Scotland scene being pretty fun. Time to watch my favorite Bond!"
*abused woman desperate for any type of escape because she's been SEX TRAFFICKED SINCE CHILDHOOD gets shot for transporting Bond (who does not even attempt to hide ??) and doesn't even get like a sad lingering shot after*
"....hm. This might be bad."
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Underwater 2020
Brave for this movie to ask not only "What if Alien was underwater?" ....but also "What if Alien was bad"
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The Departed 2006
Chinatown is like 3 blocks in Boston they'd both be on a highway or on the Common immediately