Angela has written 60 reviews for films during 2022.

  • Royal Wedding

    Royal Wedding

    I never know how to rate musicals. Specifically MGM era "this number is about a show within a show and we threw a dart to include this song" musicals.

    Idk come for the rotating room dance, stay for the inevitable black face. A whole number!

  • An American in Paris

    An American in Paris


    what did blondes do to gene kelly

  • Death at a Funeral

    Death at a Funeral


    why is no one in this poster accurate except for tudyk and dinklage

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red


    If you didn't fall for this movie when Mei Mei discovered horniness as she started doodling abs then I can't help you.

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    Loses a star for not playing Benny Hill every time EVERY COP IN GOTHAM flooded a single hallway.

    I loved it. Big Batman: the Animated Series energy. Detective work made me feel like I was playing Arkham. Camp. Goth as fuck Gotham as it should be.

  • Waiting for Guffman

    Waiting for Guffman


    ♥️ Corky + Steve the pharmacist 4ever ♥️

  • Encanto



    I don't understand the candle magic rules!!! Did Mirabel just not get powers cuz her abuela's an asshole? Unclear!

  • Mission: Impossible

    Mission: Impossible


    Never not funny watching Ethan Hunt have a stressful tech montage that keeps him up all night and amounts to him.... writing an email. It could never happen in 5 or 6. Ethan doesn't sleep are you kidding?

  • Skyfall



    "I mean obviously as a concept this is outdated and sexist but I remember Bardem and the Scotland scene being pretty fun. Time to watch my favorite Bond!"

    *abused woman desperate for any type of escape because she's been SEX TRAFFICKED SINCE CHILDHOOD gets shot for transporting Bond (who does not even attempt to hide ??) and doesn't even get like a sad lingering shot after*

    " This might be bad."

  • Aquaman



    Girls don't like boys girls like leviathans voiced by Julie Andrews

  • Underwater


    Brave for this movie to ask not only "What if Alien was underwater?" ....but also "What if Alien was bad"

  • The Departed

    The Departed


    Chinatown is like 3 blocks in Boston they'd both be on a highway or on the Common immediately