Angela has written 25 reviews for films during 2018.

  • Aquaman

    Aquaman

    ★★★★★

    I want a war seahorse.

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★

    My nightmare realized – death by uncomfortable power dynamic struggles within friendships.

  • Green Room

    Green Room

    ★★

    Forget when I watched this because I never finished it after the door scene but I'm logging it anyway. I hated this so much!

  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★

    I understood like half of the dialogue but Javier Bardem’s ginormous head will still haunt my nightmares so 4 stars

  • Hulk

    Hulk

    ★★½

    Good jawlines do not a leading man make. I do love me some schlocky 2000s effects though.

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★½

    spent the drill scene with my dress collar pulled fully over my head like beeker in the muppets. TORTURE.

  • Raw

    Raw

    ★★★★

    Two years late on this but alternate title: Animal House.

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★

    the pov shots of leering average joes *chef's kiss*

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★★★

    1. We are so lucky to witness the renaissance of Lady Gaga in real time.
    2. I wish we got more of her character.
    3. Do you guys think they’ll do an acoustic set of Shallows at the Oscars with them just sitting on the steps or is that too reminiscent of his drunk display oh god there's going to be so many peeing Bradley jokes aren't there

  • The Hate U Give

    The Hate U Give

    ★★½

    The most ya thing I’ve ever seen but Amandla crying made me cry and the protests felt accurate. Like all things, needed more Regina Hall.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    turns out it’s fun to yell “get outta there you stupid bitch” at silent movies

  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2

    ★★½

    I miss Syndrome.