• The Dead Zone

    The Dead Zone

    ★★★

    A group of HOCKey playuhs... fell in a bucket of cream...

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile

    ★★

    Suicide Squad level editing. So horribly disjointed.

    feel like Martin Scorsese had a conversation once with Kenneth Branagh about how different film angles convey emotions but Kenny ran off before he could get to the part about them actually needing them to be good shots.

  • Day of the Dead

    Day of the Dead

    ★★½

    Zombie with a gun! ZOMBIE WITH A GUN! ZOMBIE WITH A GUN!!!!!!

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★★

    It's Rocky Horror

  • Paranormal Activity

    Paranormal Activity

    ★★★½

    Listen if I had to look at Tuscan interior and listen to Micah all day I'd start some shit too.

  • House on Haunted Hill

    House on Haunted Hill

    ★★★★

    Kiss me again darling before I am sick.

  • The Curse of the Cat People

    The Curse of the Cat People

    ★★

    Not enough cats and no mention of any curses what the heck!

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★

    Passed the Bechdel test right under the wire

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★½

  • The Brood

    The Brood

    ★★★★

    Never not thinking about the Astronomy Club Chuckie sketch

  • My Best Friend's Exorcism

    My Best Friend's Exorcism

    ★★½

    Not enough exorcising tbh

  • Dolls

    Dolls

    ★★

    Shout out to Gone Girl for helping me get the Punch and Judy bit