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Favorite films

  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Florida Project
  • The Breakfast Club
  • Melancholia

Recent activity

  • Elvis


  • Trainspotting


  • The Taking of Deborah Logan


  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Recent reviews

  • Elvis



    i love baz lurhmann and his style even in the great gatsby which most consider an embarrassment so TAKE THIS REVIEW WITH A GRAIN OF SALT!!! but don’t take this part with a grain of salt. austin butler is incredible. he is amazing. there is no way to discount his performance. i have truly never seen anything like it. thank u. whewewwwwwwww. i loved the movie and so did my dad who is the biggest elvis fan ever. like he…

  • Trainspotting



    i think it’s very cool when you watch a movie and you’re like i’ll be thinking about this for a few days. parts of this were so disturbing i was positive this review was gonna be some kind of “this was harrowing” but i think that in spite of a lot of heavy content parts were funny. characters were real. kinda loved it

Popular reviews

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season


    i don’t know how to put this nicely. this was the most harrowing hour and a half of my life. jane was very cool and so was aubrey plaza but im convinced that’s just because they had no screen time and therefore the writers didn’t have the chance to give them insufferable mannerisms. the stress of everything happening was too much for me and the homophobic subtext was not very christmasy. harper is a bitch and kirsten stewart should’ve GONE…

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho


    unpopular opinion: this is a really good movie!!