Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hypnotic 2023

  ★★ Watched 31 May 2023

  The “these aren’t the droids you’re looking for” of crime thrillers.

  It’s so dumb. Hilariously dumb.

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★½ Watched 30 May 2023

  Me watching Flounder:

  He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye.

Popular reviews

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  The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Reunion 2020

  Watched 18 Nov 2020

  When I tell you that I cried...

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  Fast X 2023

  ★★★ Watched 20 May 2023

  Jason Momoa & Daniela Melchoir (she’s a cutie) injected refreshingly needed energy into this new entry but think the tires are beginning to lose their traction again at least for me. Can’t help but feel a little numb at this point despite enjoying myself.

  How the hell are they planning on concluding the story with 11 or 11/12??