i watch shit. and then i review it. terribly.

Favorite films

  • Trainspotting
  • Atonement
  • Jane Eyre
  • Shame

Recent activity

  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World


  • 10 Things I Hate About You


  • The Social Network


  • Little Women


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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    i could say that i wasn’t anxiously waiting for “SORRYYY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS!!!!! alongwithmyhoodieandmyfuckyouflipflops, you PRETENTIOUS douchebag!” the entire time but then that would be a lie

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    i’ve now decided that i will be single forever bc i will settle for no less than messy-haired, unbuttoned shirt, flowy coat, mist shrouded mr darcy with his confession of love. or just keira knightley.