The Godfather

The Godfather ★★★★★

Well... Now I know how it feels to be a virgin on Prom Night getting fucking railed in the backseat of Chads convertible with some cannolis sitting on the dashboard. My cherry has been popped. I have been deflowered. I've been fucked in every way and hole imaginable. I feel like I ripped out of my mothers birth canal holding a revolver and a glass of red wine. My dead Italian/Sicilian ancestors are looking down on me tonight crying and clapping their hands. You can tell me this or tell me that about how I should've watched this sooner and all I will fucking say to you is that you will never take sides with anyone against the family. Never.

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