• Luckiest Girl Alive

    Luckiest Girl Alive

    ★★

    calling this a thriller when its all just women trauma porn… ENOUGH

  • Grease

    Grease

    ★★

    rizzo slays, everyone else go home

  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    ★★★★★

    max is 100% one of those weirdos who tries to “shift” realities to hogwarts

  • Rocky V

    Rocky V

    ★★

    flop

  • Rocky IV

    Rocky IV

    ★★★★★

    if there’s a funeral… rocky balboa is gonna SLAY

  • Rocky III

    Rocky III

    ★★★½

    wouldve been 5 stars if rocky and apollo kissed at the end of their little beach run

  • Rocky II

    Rocky II

    ★★★★

    those 2368527 kids would absolutely kill the pacer test

  • Rocky

    Rocky

    ★★★★★

    i can only this movie by myself because i will mansplain every single aspect and every bts fact possible

  • Metal Lords

    Metal Lords

    ★★

    hunter sylvester you nasty smelly bitch, you will never be eddie munson

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★★

    a group of tween boys sat next to me while watching, and before the movie even started one of them said “ngl i’d smash m3gan” 


    BUT SLAY THE BOOTS MISS MAMA M3GAN😩☝️

  • Bring It On: In It to Win It

    Bring It On: In It to Win It

    ★★★★★

    every piece of dialogue is poetry im so serious

  • Empire Records

    Empire Records

    ★★★★★

    mark deserved better, let him play his music in peace man