CAN ONLY VIRGINS SEE THIS STUFF????
IS THAT WHY I’M NOT SEEING THIS SHIT???????
how did this film not win any awards????? you got willem dafoe speaking like he got a sea shanty playing in his head 24/7, barking like a dog then proceeding to act like an actual dog???? then you got robert pattinson speaking in a goofy ass accent, giving crazy ass monologues, getting freaky with the mermaid lady, and screaming at the end for like a solid minute. this movie is crazy as hell and it didnt even get nommed?? what is wrong with the world?????