• Death of a Salesman

    Death of a Salesman

    ★★★½

    Make Charlie Kaufman direct a Death of a Salesman movie with the cast of I’m Thinking of Ending Things, automatic 5/5. With a good writer/director you could literally get the best movie of all time outta this play. 

    Florian Zeller/Bob Odenkirk duo would work very well too 😌

  • Old

    Old

    ★★★½

    Please put Alex Wolff in everything

  • Nightbooks

    Nightbooks

    ★★½

    This should not have been a movie. It’s way too long for such a simple plot, and would’ve worked a lot better as a simple special. Still has some fun moments but overall just feels wasted considering the great actors they got in here.

  • Night Raiders

    Night Raiders

    ★★★

    Honestly, this is really boring. For such a cool and interesting plot, this movie almost put me to sleep a lot. The acting ain’t great and the pacing is really messy. There’s also some very weird dialogue, one second there’s huge exposition dumps and next seconds there’s some great character moments and there’s absolutely no balance. 

    All that being said, this looks beautiful. The cinematography is perfect, every shot is absolutely stunning. The colour palette is enough the price of…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★

    I really don’t know how to feel about this one. As someone who is not a fan of the original movie, I really hated the first half. It was just boring, I didn’t need to be reminded of the first film for 45 minutes straight. Laurie Strode doesn’t do shit in this movie and that sucks. She’s the reason the 2018 one works so well. Micheal is not scary in this, he kills literally every character on screen and yet…

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★★

    Please find me one problem with this movie.

  • Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog

    Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog

    ★★½

    Geez just go watch Scoob in the Stone, MUCH better Scooby Doo movie from 2021.

    Justice For Courage.

  • LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales

    LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales

    ★★★

    Could’ve been a lot better but it could’ve been a lot worse. There some funny bits in here and it’s passable for a 40 minute special. Idk it’s better then the Christmas one at least 🤷‍♂️

  • Kate

    Kate

    ★★★★

    This wa a just a ton of fun. The colour palate is beautiful and the action was awesome. Really great to see Mary Elizabeth Winstead in a leading role, she’s fantastic here. The child actress they had was really good too. Woody Harrleson is kinda wasted but still fun. This is far from a masterpiece but if you can turn your brain off it’s a really fun action movie, and one of the must see of the genre of 2021.

  • Come From Away

    Come From Away

    ★★★★

    Just really fun. Some great performances and great songs, they really elevated this already great story. I loved the contrast between the opening song and the finale, it worked really well. All the characters are well developed and thought out and I loved it. Highly recommend!

  • Injustice

    Injustice

    ★★½

    Okay this is FAR from being a good movie but I still had a lot of fun with it. Like it’s extremely messy and a lot of the voice acting is horrible but the animation is great and a lot of the action wa a really fun. The final fight was just so much fun and I had a blast. 

    I imagine people that love the original story will hate this though because I know it cuts out a lot…

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★★

    Well it’s definitely better then the first, but it’s still got a LOT of problems. All the characters outside of Zoe and Ben are so boring and one note, I felt absolutely nothing for any of them. The rooms are fun, and while they are better then the first, they still aren’t as good as they should be. And all the Minos stuff always kills me. I wanted to die in the last ten minutes, and I really hope there…