Michael Bay, Rob Zombie, and Zack Snyder are pretty cool, baby.
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Army of the Dead 2021
What a glorious mess of a movie. I loved it, but I could've loved it even more.
Normally, any flaws in my boy, Snyder's, films reside at story level. Here, however, they extend to the dialogue and the cinematography. This is Snyder's coming-out party as a writer (or co-writer) of original content, and as a cinematographer, and he's definitely got a ways to go in both departments. Some of the dialogue could use polishing by a more gifted wordsmith (those…
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Halloween Kills 2021
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-Michael Myers (and me, because I’m going to ruin this movie for myself if I keep watching it) -
Halloween II 1981
“The TRIBE! One of their number was butchered, this is a WAKE!”
Cool movie, baby. Just not as cool as Kills.
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Halloween Kills 2021
“Don’t talk shit about Laurie Strode. She will fuck you up.”
Look, I have a tendency to get caught up in the hype of movies I’m really excited for when I first see them, so take my excited thoughts with a grain of salt. Jennifer Salt. Like No Time To Die, my opinion could lessen upon a repeat viewing. Also consider the fact that I overheard some negative comments from a couple theater goers as I was exiting.
But HOLY…
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Halloween Kills 2021
It’s rare for me to watch a new movie multiple times in such a short period of time, but I just couldn’t wait to visit Haddonfield again. I would’ve seen it last night had I had the opportunity. I haven’t been able to get it out of my head for two days straight. I’ve been obsessing over what is just such a pitch-perfect piece of fan fiction. Compare this to something like Texas Chainsaw 3D, which feels like fan fiction…
