Mark Wanner

Michael Bay, Rob Zombie, and Zack Snyder are pretty cool, baby.

Favorite films

  • Black Christmas
  • The Shining
  • The Thing
  • The Blackcoat's Daughter

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  • Looney Tunes: Back in Action

    ★★★★

  • My Blue Heaven

    ★★★

  • An American Werewolf in Paris

    ★★½

  • Tenchi Muyo! In Love

    ★★★★

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  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★★★★

    I pity the fool who’s Michael Myers’ sister.

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    ★★★★

    What a glorious mess of a movie. I loved it, but I could've loved it even more.

    Normally, any flaws in my boy, Snyder's, films reside at story level. Here, however, they extend to the dialogue and the cinematography. This is Snyder's coming-out party as a writer (or co-writer) of original content, and as a cinematographer, and he's definitely got a ways to go in both departments. Some of the dialogue could use polishing by a more gifted wordsmith (those…

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  • Looney Tunes: Back in Action

    Looney Tunes: Back in Action

    ★★★★

    “Nice of Wal-Mart to provide these Wal-Mart beverages in exchange for us saying Wal-Mart so many times.”

    Double dose of Martin and Cusack for today.

  • My Blue Heaven

    My Blue Heaven

    ★★★

    You guys have those movies when you were growing up where you thought they were bigger deals than they actually were because of how much your parents liked them? My Blue Heaven was a movie my dad spoke about quite often, and so I just assumed it was this huge movie that everyone knew about. I don’t know, maybe it was back when it came out, but it’s got less than 20,000 logs on here so I’m assuming it’s pretty…

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  • The Pale Blue Eye

    The Pale Blue Eye

    ★★★★

    Much like Cooper’s previous film, Antlers, this is a chef’s kiss in terms of aesthetics. Snowy, wintry doom and gloom that goes perfectly well with the presence of Poe. Speaking of which, Harry Melling is incredible and just walks away with this damn movie! The Oscars ain’t gonna pay any attention to this thing, but he wins Best Actor in my heart. Yeah, I think I might be a Scott Cooper guy.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★★½

    “Don’t talk shit about Laurie Strode. She will fuck you up.”

    Look, I have a tendency to get caught up in the hype of movies I’m really excited for when I first see them, so take my excited thoughts with a grain of salt. Jennifer Salt. Like No Time To Die, my opinion could lessen upon a repeat viewing. Also consider the fact that I overheard some negative comments from a couple theater goers as I was exiting.

    But HOLY…