My taste is all over the place. Please don’t be a jerky boy.
🚨Serial Re-watcher🚨

Favorite films

  • Perfect Blue
  • Drop Dead Gorgeous
  • Nine to Five
  • Ravenous

Recent activity

  • Unhinged

  • Paint

  • Bedazzled


  • You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah

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Recent reviews

  • Unhinged


    This movie was so funny. Between Russell Crowe literally GROWLING every time he moved his body and the poor lead actress fighting for her life to sound American, WOW! I would pay good money for the OG MST3K team to give us a riff-track.

  • Paint


    It’s giving: “Bob Ross: the unauthorized rusical”

Popular reviews

  • Twelve Monkeys

    Twelve Monkeys


    Okay but I’ve waited my entire 25 years of life to watch this and NO ONE WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT BRAD PITT JUMPS AROUND WITH HIS HAMS OUT.

  • True Colors

    True Colors


    I’m on a James Spader thing right now. Sorry to all of my victims.