Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Queen's Gambit 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Oct 2020 4

  Great. Now I'm horny for chess.

Recent reviews

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  Unhinged 2020

  ★ Watched 10 Sep 2023

  This movie was so funny. Between Russell Crowe literally GROWLING every time he moved his body and the poor lead actress fighting for her life to sound American, WOW! I would pay good money for the OG MST3K team to give us a riff-track.

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  Paint 2023

  Watched 10 Sep 2023

  It’s giving: “Bob Ross: the unauthorized rusical”

Popular reviews

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  Twelve Monkeys 1995

  ★★★ Watched 27 Oct 2020

  Okay but I’ve waited my entire 25 years of life to watch this and NO ONE WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT BRAD PITT JUMPS AROUND WITH HIS HAMS OUT.

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  True Colors 1991

  ★★½ Watched 13 Dec 2020

  I’m on a James Spader thing right now. Sorry to all of my victims.