Liam

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Favorite films

  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Dark Knight

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  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★½

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★★

  • The Cat Returns

    ★★★

  • The Cremator

    ★★★★★

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Wow this was better than I expected... but as you can see from my rating still not exactly what I wanted. I have two major storytelling loves that take over most of my media consumption free-time. Star Wars and DC Comics. Having put hundreds upon hundreds of hours into learning, studying, and observing the Justice League in comic form I can tell you that no matter how much more coherent this film is than that last Frankensteined dumpster-fire... this is…

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Highlights:
        The political thriller feel - It’s unique amongst the Star Wars films
        Obi-Wan’s hair - Not many people can pull off the Jesus haircut, but Ewan McGregor nails it.
        Obi-Wan hates politicians - Obi-Wan’s political views are sensibly skeptical. “And dont forget she’s a politician, and they are not to be trusted.”
        The bar scene/death sticks - The bar scene is genuinely tense and very well executed. The death sticks dialogue…

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  • The Cremator

    The Cremator

    ★★★★★

    The Cremator is an incomparable amalgamation of some of the sharpest editing and most suffocating cinematography I have ever seen. Its technical brilliance gives way to one of the most surreal and terrifying explorations of a character’s obsessions amplified to the highest degree because of the unimaginable horrors of its real life implications.

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★★

    A character driven Marvel movie about grief that has almost no jokes? We’re living in strange times!

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    First of all, let me start this review by saying that I completely understand certain critiques of The Rise of Skywalker. The opening twenty minutes of the film are extremely jumpy, and the crawl doesn't quite provide sufficient enough information to set up the scale of this story.

    With that being said, let me start gushing over the reasons I thoroughly love watching this movie (Spoilers Ahead). From the opening sequence of The Rise of Skywalker, JJ Abrams lets the…

  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    ★★★★

    "You know, I'm something of a scientist myself."

    "You were talking during that woman's entire presentation. Let's go talk about how we listen."

    "I cried like a BABY when you played Cinderella."

    "Bonesaw is REEEEAAAADDDDDYYYY"

    "My Name's The Human-Spider." "I don't care. Get out there." "No he got my name wrong"

    "Hey, freakshow. You're going nowhere. I've got you for three minutes. Three minutes of... PLAYTIME."

    "Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Go! Go! Go web go!"…