Luke Nukem

My Name is Luke Nukem Movie Reviews...and welcome to my Letterbox Page

Favorite films

  • War for the Planet of the Apes
  • Rudy
  • Children of Men
  • American Psycho

Recent activity

  • Jurassic World Dominion


  • The Northman


  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


Recent reviews

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    The worst thing to happen to dinosaurs since the Yucatán peninsula meteor strike. A prehistoric failure on every level of filmmaking.


  • The Northman

    The Northman


    Vengeance. Honor. Betrayal. Blood. Fire. Death.

    These are the words that epitomize the kind of story this movie is from start to finish. And without sounding anymore pretentious (which this movie is not), “The Northman” is a glorious, powerful film about a young prince seeking retribution to kill his uncle after murdering his father in cold blood. 

    +A traditional, bloodthirsty story about Vengeance that’s powerfully straightforward, yet nuanced.
    +Alexander Skarsgard commands the screen as Amleth, and the rest of cast…

Popular reviews

  • Loki



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    MARVEL…what have you done? You took everything important about all of the phases and you screwed all of it up in ONE EPISODE! ONE! How is that even possible?! 

    Yes, Hiddleston and Wilson are great as Loki and Mobius, but…<deep breath>

    The premise from the get go is screwed. Loki is presumed to be responsible for breaking the timeline even though The Avengers who did the exact same thing in “Avengers: Endgame”. Why…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    This is the kind of filmmaking that directors make fun of in horror spoofs/parodies (in fact one of the deaths in this movie felt like something out of the "Scary Movie" franchise), but is taken incredibly seriously. If Marlon Wayans from "A Haunted House" was in this movie, it would make a whole lot more sense.