Favorite films

  • Avengers: Infinity War
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Greatest Showman
  • Black Panther

Recent activity

  • Logan


  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine


  • The Lost City


  • Dark Phoenix


Pinned reviews

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King



    I am no man!

    Middle-Earth is on the verge of being cast into a dark and perilous domain. The broken fellowship rally together and summon their allies to defend Gondor. Sauron puts-in-motion his advances and the fate of the third-age rests with Sam and Frodo's quest through Mordor - The Return of the King is the best film ever made.

    This was a flawless continuation from the heights of The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers. The…

Recent reviews

  • Logan




    Oh, what? She can gut a man with her feet, she can't hear a few naughty words, huh?

    A bold, bloodied and brutally vicious change of direction, nothing like your typical superhero movie. Severed limbs, impaled skulls and foul language were a welcomed surprise. Despite being betrayed by a few pacing issues, Logan still managed to conjure some intense action segments and credible storytelling.

  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine


    You got insurance on this place?

    Crummy casting, vulgar visuals, chaotic screenplay, careless writing and a rushed runtime. Gavin Hood's X-Men Origins: Wolverine is the definition of a violent mess and hideous monstrosity, they cast Will.i.am, that says it all really.

Popular reviews

  • Oblivion




    Fuck you Sally.

    In the year 2077, Jack Harper works as a drone repairman on an Earth left abandoned after a devastating war with extraterrestrials. A series of events forces him to question everthing he knows and puts the fate of humanity in his hands - Oblivion was armoured with grand visuals and innovative concepts, it's a modern classic.

    The cinematography realistically captured a post-apocalyptic future. There were some mesmerising shots that showcased the landscape and locations (they were…

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League



    Make your own future.

    Okay, hear me out, Steppenwolf is a mediocre Thanos rip-off, with nice armour though, and the Mother Boxes are just square shaped Infinity Stones.

    Despite the slightly lacking sense of originality, this reimagining of Justice League is why I LOVE cinema so much. The original 2017 cut was one of the worst, if not THE WORST film that I've ever seen.

    Zack Snyder's repackaged edit was authentic, polished and intricate. The attention to detail was…