Luke Patton

Luke Patton Patron

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Avengers: Infinity War
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Recent activity

  • Fight Club


  • The Equalizer 3


  • Chicago


  • Inside Out


Pinned reviews

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King



    I am no man!

    Middle-Earth is on the verge of being cast into a dark and perilous domain. The broken fellowship rally together and summon their allies to defend Gondor. Sauron puts-in-motion his advances and the fate of the third-age rests with Sam and Frodo's quest through Mordor - The Return of the King is the best film ever made.

    This was a flawless continuation from the heights of The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers. The…

Recent reviews

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club



    God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place.

    I had an epiphany 6-months ago about the meaning of life as I had become a slave to the system after working 12 years in my industry. I soon re-negotiated my contract at work and…

  • The Equalizer 3

    The Equalizer 3



    Nine seconds. That's what I'll give you to decide your fate. Nine seconds.

    How have we ended up with three of these films? Antoine Fuqua digs to discover a new low for just how boring a thriller can be, no matter how many guns and narcotics you throw at it.

    The Equalizer 3 featured a lead actor who's ready for retirement, short-lived and uninspired action sequences, a quickly resolved final confrontation, and scripting so awful that it made the…

Popular reviews

  • Oblivion




    Fuck you Sally.

    In the year 2077, Jack Harper works as a drone repairman on an Earth left abandoned after a devastating war with extraterrestrials. A series of events forces him to question everthing he knows and puts the fate of humanity in his hands - Oblivion was armoured with grand visuals and innovative concepts, it's a modern classic.

    The cinematography realistically captured a post-apocalyptic future. There were some mesmerising shots that showcased the landscape and locations (they were…

  • Brave




    You never conjure where you carve.

    Unoriginal, forgettable and borderline boring. However, watching Merida split an arrow in half was somewhat satisfying.

    Disney & Pixar: Ranked