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  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • The House That Jack Built
  • Buffalo '66
  • Raw

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  • Bones and All

    ★★★★

  • The Menu

    ★★

  • Stars at Noon

    ★★★

  • Possibly in Michigan

    ★★★★★

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  • ThanksKilling 3

    ThanksKilling 3

    ½

    This is the single worst film I have ever seen. It is easily the longest, most pointless, most humourless film ever made. I enjoyed a grand total of maaaaybe 1 minute sprinkled in throughout its 99 minute runtime. And don't get me wrong, those 99 minutes don't feel like 99 minutes, they feel like a 12 hour shift at a mine shaft. I firmly believe that a 6 year prison sentence would go by faster than a single Thankskilling 3…

  • The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    ★★★★½

    I love gialli because they allow me to watch slashers while still being highly pretentious

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  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★

    The same exact sensibilities that make the Americana aesthetic so warm and romantic would come off as insufferable if made by a New Zealander

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★

    The film sparked some interesting discussion about auteur theory, and a lot of the points it makes are valid. However, its final statement of anti-auteurism is so stupid and so shallow that it pretty much ruined the rest of this stellar film for me.

    But despite violently disagreeing with the film's ending, as someone who
    1) would sign all of my human rights away to Anya Taylor Joy without a second thought
    2) converted an entire room in my house into a meat curing chamber less than a week ago
    This film was still a pleasure to witness. At least up until the last 10 minutes

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  • Pleasure Masturbation: New Wife Version

    Pleasure Masturbation: New Wife Version

    ★★★½

    Why does Sato make an unironically good film and then titles it some shit like Fuck Buddies: College Dorm Rapists!

  • Catopolis

    Catopolis

    ★★★★

    Only vewn can create intensely depressing social commentary through a cute cat cartoon