• Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    general MCU caveats (sub-dogshit cgi, stakes so high that they circle back around to meaningless, “quips,” useless universe-building cameos) but my old friend samuel is here! hello my friend! absolutely burst out laughing at a couple visual fight ideas! interesting camera movement!! danny elfman is here! bruce campbell punching himself in the face! could do a lot worse

  • Rumble in the Bronx

    Rumble in the Bronx


    minus one zillion stars for everything in this that is not an action sequence, plus one zillion and three and a half stars for every action sequence. anyway insane nobody died on this one!! multiple gasps and claps and screams from yours truly!! they don’t make em like this anymore baby

  • Malignant


    aahahahhaha. lol. lmao. yes. thank you james

  • The Canterbury Tales

    The Canterbury Tales

    uneven and not especially funny - it’s tough with the humor of a thousand years ago, from another country, filtered through the comic sensibilities of a SECOND country, from 50 years ago. not to mention that everyone is speaking english and then dubbed over into italian and then subtitled again - which gives everything a very faraway feeling for me. THAT SAID, there’s a sequence at the end that makes everything completely and absolutely worth it. they extremely reach the fireworks factory

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    what i truly love about eggers is that he understands that the past isn’t only a foreign country, it’s another planet. it’s also a planet where everyone is stupid as hell

    anyway i should play skyrim again

  • Spiritual Kung Fu

    Spiritual Kung Fu


    insane but insanely uneven BUT it’s jackie chan learning kung fu from five unhelpful ghosts in raggedy andy wigs what else do youbwant

  • Petite Maman

    Petite Maman


    real heures de totoro WHO is up

  • Police Story

    Police Story


    unreal!!!!!!!!! literally hoots and hollers from me during. every time i see a movie of his i haven’t before i cannot believe how good jackie is at making a setting or an object interesting in a fight. every time you see a new place it’s just humming with insane possibility 

    also more movies should have a sequence during the credits where they show everyone who made it getting carted off to the fucking hospital

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis


    feels bad man

    also features in the mr kennedy scene perhaps my FAVORITE instance of my favorite coens thing which is: two people having a conversation while a third person does something semi-related and completely insane

  • Funny Girl

    Funny Girl


    here’s the thing. between this and what’s up doc i feel it is VERY important to note that barbra is at her best when she’s being a horny little gremlin. 

    anyway i was never against it but im fully babspilled now

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service


    i also love to be a craftsperson with mixed feelings on commodifying my creative expression with a lot of black dresses and a gal pal with a strong sense of self

  • The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness

    The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness

    this “hayao miyazaki” fellow seems like quite the interesting character