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A bad but fun light comedy adaptation of Romeo & Juliet but without the kissing and with more violence.
"Are all the teachers mermaids?"
"Ah no, some of them are half breeds"
"For a grown man you sure spend a little of time studying mermaids, you know?"
"It's my life's work, actually"
"Hey this is Brody, track me and send a team. We've located the mermaid house"
Some of the worst character decisions in movie history.
This movie is straight up…